Getting Laid Changes Everything, I Swear

Chicagoan. Self-published writer. Black. Autistic. Cis (at least mostly). I enjoy a thought-provoking read, but above all else I love well-composed music. I recently began a music blog in order to stop spamming my followers with it. You can find it here but it's just a dumping ground and I don't update it much.

I'm an 18-year-old college sophomore, which can be awkward. I'm tri-instrumental (a guitarist, a violist, and a trombone player), bipolar, and a pansexual lesbian. This blog is an amalgamation of politics and personal posts. Anon is always on.
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  • I’m about to call my manager’s boss because I tried to get a schedule change (I want to work 4 days/week, and 8 hours/day) so that I can have enough money to pay bills without stressing myself out

    I told my manager this was the result of a disability and disclosed that I am autistic and that social interaction 5 days/week hurts my mental health, especially when school is in session as it will be in the fall. I told her it was either this or a department transfer (and honestly, I WANT it to be both)

    and had her tell me that she couldn’t promise that, and then condescend and tell me that no matter what department i’m in I have to deal with people like I HAVE BEEN AUTISTIC MY WHOLE LIFE I KNOW HOW MY DISABILITY WORKS FUCK YOU VERY MUCH I HAVE ALSO WORKED OTHER DEPARTMENTS AND KNOW WHAT WORKS FOR ME

    so fuck her

    i am calling her boss and if he doesn’t fix this shit I am calling my union because I HAVE FUCKING DOCUMENTATION FROM DOCTORS THIS SHOULD NOT BE THAT HARD

    wish me luck i’m scared and i hate having to stand up for myself but oh well

    • 6 hours ago
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  • i was gonna make salmon but i forgot to take it out of the freezer last night and thaw it in the fridge

    also for the next week or two i’m living on ramen, salmon, and boxed pastas and rices because I HAVE NO MONEY FOR FOOD YAY WAGE SLAVERY

    • 7 hours ago
    • #i thought i had chicken and was totally gonna make chicken alfredo last night but THE CHICKEN WAS NO GOOD ANYMORE I WAS SO SAD
    • #eating what's in thehouse wouldn't be so if we had more than pastas and rices but we don't so
    • #yeah
  • Colorlines: Senate Accepts Deal to Kick Formerly Incarcerated Off Food Benefits - COLORLINES

    Yesterday, Sen. Vitter of Louisiana offered up an amendment to permanently drop anyone ever convicted of a violent crime from the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP). According to Robert Greenstein, president of the Center on Budget and Policy Priorities, Democrats in the Senate obliged him. The amendment is for a farm bill, which is currently being debated in the Senate.

    Says Greenstein:

    The amendment would bar from SNAP (food stamps), for life, anyone who was ever convicted of one of a specified list of violent crimes at any time — even if they committed the crime decades ago in their youth and have served their sentence, paid their debt to society, and been a good citizen ever since. In addition, the amendment would mean lower SNAP benefits for their children and other family members. So, a young man who was convicted of a single crime at age 19 who then reforms and is now elderly, poor, and raising grandchildren would be thrown off SNAP, and his grandchildren’s benefits would be cut. … Democrats accepted it without trying to modify it to address its most ill-considered aspects.

    Two-thirds of SNAP recipients are children, elderly or the disabled, and two-fifths of SNAP households live below half the poverty line.

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    According to Greenstein, if this amendment ends up in the farm bill and passes, it would hit African Americans particularly hard:

    Given incarceration patterns in the United States, the amendment would have a skewed racial impact. Poor elderly African Americans convicted of a single crime decades ago by segregated Southern juries would be among those hit.

    Sen. Vitter is claiming that his amendment is only aimed at preventing those convicted of violent crimes from obtaining benefits, apparently under the logic that stripping them of what may be their only form of income assistance will lead to less violence. Curiously, he didn’t propose that johns who’ve hired sex workers would also be banned from SNAP. Sen. Vitter also proposed an end to the so-called “Obama Phone” program, which started under President Ronald Reagan to help elderly and low-income with cellphone service, particularly in rural areas.

    (via medicinemagazines)

    Source: marginalutilite
    • 7 hours ago
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    • #social things
  • moynmoyn:

    So yeah, my finale step in accepting myself is taking my own advice and feeling proud of the way I look by flaunting it. I am way happier looking at these photos and feeling genuinely beautiful than looking at a scale and getting excited when I loose weight. Weight is not a measurement of health, your self worth and definitely not your beauty. Let aloe your right to wear a bathing suit when it’s hot as hell! You earned that body, it’s beautiful because it belongs to you!

    The perfect bikini body joke has been going around for while, just thought I’d contribute, not steal someone else’s joke :P

    (via fabulouslytragic)

    Source: moynmoyn
    • 19 hours ago
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  • solluxyaoi:

    “wow hes really attractive”

    “aren’t you a lesbian though?? how can you tell???”

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    (via sarahcarcinogen)

    Source: young-mister-moon
    • 19 hours ago
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  • laceandredroses:

    I combed my hair out for the first time in about a month, so now it’s in a rather light and fluffy afro and smells like coconut tarts :)

    fuck all of you my girlfriend is hotter than yr fave bye

    Source: laceandredroses
    • 19 hours ago
    • 41 notes
    • #oh my fucking god my girlfriend is too fucking gorgeous I CANT EVEN HANDLE THIS RIGHT NOW
    • #IM GONNA FUCKIN
    • #I SWEAR
    • #IM FUCKIN GONNA
    • #I CANT EVEN DEAL WITH THIS SHIT GET
    • #I M
    • #STAHP IT WOMAN
    • #SEXY AS HELL
  • tomorrowistoofaraway:

You can tell I am tired because I am taking selfies and putting them on the internet. This is always a very bad sign.
But I got new glasses (they look pretty similar to the old ones) and I also dyed my hair blonder (but it looks pretty similar to how it used to) so yeah. Now you know. That’s my face.

KISSES

    tomorrowistoofaraway:

    You can tell I am tired because I am taking selfies and putting them on the internet. This is always a very bad sign.

    But I got new glasses (they look pretty similar to the old ones) and I also dyed my hair blonder (but it looks pretty similar to how it used to) so yeah. Now you know. That’s my face.

    KISSES

    Source: tomorrowistoofaraway
    • 1 day ago
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  • My feelings are doing weird things I don’t understand???? I had a good night why is my anxiety acting up? Bipolar disorder go away???? Room too hot insomnia can’t find comfy sleep position?????

    • 1 day ago
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  • DeferreDreams: notyrqueer: Positive Connotation: Femme is a queer specific...

    notyrqueer:

    Positive Connotation: Femme is a queer specific term.

    grrlyman:

    oranginavagina:

    dollyfarton:

    grrlyman:

    Telling straight people they can ID as femme if they’re feminist is the same as telling them they can ID as queer if they’re kinky. Femme originated…

    Source: grrlyman
    • 1 day ago
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  • $3 in my bank account whoooo

    • 2 days ago
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    • #yay poverty
    • #omg
  • motherjones:

kqedscience:

Teen Develops Computer Algorithm to Diagnose Leukemia
“Brittany Wenger isn’t your average high-school senior: She taught the computer how to diagnose leukemia.
The 18-year-old student from Sarasota, Fla. built a custom, cloud-based “artificial neural network” to find patterns in genetic expression profiles to diagnose patients with an aggressive form of cancer called mixed-lineage leukemia (MLL). Simply put, this means Wenger taught the computer how to diagnose leukemia by creating a diagnostic tool for doctors to use.”

Rock.

    motherjones:

    kqedscience:

    Teen Develops Computer Algorithm to Diagnose Leukemia

    “Brittany Wenger isn’t your average high-school senior: She taught the computer how to diagnose leukemia.

    The 18-year-old student from Sarasota, Fla. built a custom, cloud-based “artificial neural network” to find patterns in genetic expression profiles to diagnose patients with an aggressive form of cancer called mixed-lineage leukemia (MLL). Simply put, this means Wenger taught the computer how to diagnose leukemia by creating a diagnostic tool for doctors to use.”

    Rock.

    Source: kqedscience
    • 2 days ago
    • 1712 notes
    • #damn
  • micheeelley:

    this is like the most painful moment in any movie ever

    (via laceandredroses)

    Source: mayablanca
    • 3 days ago
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  • quintessentially-queer:

    theuppitynegras:

    veganrantss:

    White people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you don’t listen to, but they’re fine with wearing headdresses from cultures they know and care nothing about.

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    MOST RELEVANT THING I’VE EVER HEARD

    (via theurbanpanda)

    Source: veganrantss
    • 4 days ago
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  • Drinks With: Julian Casablancas | American Songwriter

    So Alex Turner apparently really digs the lyrics on Phrazes for the Young (Julian Casablancas’s solo album) and Julian thinks Matt is “one of the best” drummers and I AM GONNA DIE SO MUCH THEY LOVE EACH OTHER’S WORK I CANNOT

    • 4 days ago
    • 3 notes
    • #julian casablancas
    • #phrazes for the young
    • #the strokes
    • #arctic monkeys
    • #alrx turner
    • #songrwriting
    • #I AM GONNA DROWN IN MY OWN TEARS
  • Off to work this morning

    Feeling much better than yesterday morning!

    • 4 days ago
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